March 2012
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Whipping Cream...Elixer of the Gods?
This is the second time this week I’ve put Heavy Whipping Cream into my recipes to substitute for milk and have been rewarded with an orgasmic tasting experience. So I ask this simple question…is Heavy Whipping Cream the new milk? Will I ever use Half and Half again? Is it better than sex?
No Yes Absolutely
For me, milk and half and half still have their place…but I am quite...
Don't Mynd Me...
…in a bit of a pissy mood this morning. My cat may need to go to the vet and I’m getting antsy for payday…also, I haven’t had my coffee yet.
“Jimmy Fallon is where Humor divided by zero.”
– Me
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Dubzor has plaaaaanz
The more I watch Kaiju films, the more I really want to try and get a Kaiju Film Festival up and running. Not necessarily on a huge level, hell, I’ll even settle for my friends piling over my house and watching a bunch of them with me while we drink bear and eat pizza or something.
But, I really want to enjoy these movies with someone other than myself, I need someone else to talk about...
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Rebirth of Mothra 1 & 2 review
Ugh…good god, why the hell did they gear this series towards kids?? It had so much potential to be completely badass.
I mean…let’s face it, before these movies came out Mothra was kinda lame.
The concept was awesome, but all the stories were the same— Mothra’s Egg/Twins get kidnapped and Mothra gets pissed OR Godzilla/Ghidora threatens mankind and Mothra has to...
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Sh*t I WANT to du today
Watch REBIRTH OF MOTHRA 1 & 2
Play New Vegas
Play Tale of Two Towns
Start work on e-Cookbook
Relax on the couch
Sh*t I need to du today
Tidy Livingroom
Organize Cookbooks/magazines
Load Dirty Laundry
Fold and put away clean laundry
Dishes
Clean Kitchen Counters
Clean Kitchen Floor
Clean Oventop
Clean bathroom sinks
Clean toilets
Clean bathroom floors
Clean jacuzzi room floors
Shred Junkmail
Take out recycling
Vacuuming
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The Best Scrambled Eggs in the World
-3 large eggs
-3 tbs heavy whipping cream
-kosher salt
-fresh ground pepper
-smoked paprika
-1 tsp butter
Melt butter in a medium sized skillet low-med heat. Turn to coat bottom.
Meanwhile, whisk eggs and whipping cream in a small bowl.
Once butter starts to foam add the egg mixture. DO NOT STIR. Let sit for a minute to let bottom start to cook.
Season with salt, pepper, and paprika.
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The THING (2011) in bulletpoynts
NORWEGIANS!!!
This took place in the 80’s…ish…ah screw it, you don’t really care do you?
“Dick and Jane” dialogue
SYFY Movie CGI
Practical special effects props!!
The ending makes sense when you think about it…but is still fucking stupid
Wake up…bombarded by the internet complaining about how a cartoon pony is no longer officially named “Derpy” by Hasbro and that this somehow means the end of civilization.
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Unplugs the internet…perhaps forever
I’ve been slacking on the drawing as of late so here we go again…
ASK ME A QUESTION AND I’ll ANSWER WITH A DRAWING
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My lyfe...
The first half of the evening was spent cooking an elaborate—albiet delicious—dinner, and the other half was spent listening to the new Eisbrecher album on YouTube and randomly scouring the internet for numerous unrelated subject matter.
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Phony Calls
The latest update for Motorola phones came out recently…or was it android? I don’t know, all I know is some kind of massive software update came out and now my phone is all kinds of messed up, and thus far I haven’t found any satisfactory answers as to what’s going on…and more upsettingly, anyone else who’s having these issues.
The main problem is the view is...
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New CD Dae: Part Deux
Today’s CD is “Cease to Begin” by Band of Horses…they’re kind like The Shins if they rocked out a little more. Here’s a taste!
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Bitch-Assness Phost
:(
Guh…got chores that need to get done, but I’m tired as hell and my right arm is dead from shooting all day. Looks like it’ll be a mad dash to get all of it done, PLUS grocery shopping tomorrow before my friends come over for D&D.
Still…a small price to pay to remain single and live alone.
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The ending to FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD is quite possibly the best thing ever…
“Wow, thank god Frankenstein saved us all from Baragon…OH MY GOD!!! A GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!”
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Music Sknob
Picking a new CD is hard for me…I go through an elaborate process of deciding what kind of music I want—as I have a very eclectic taste—do I want electronic this time? Folk? Indie? Metal? CRock? Alternative? Musical? Sountrack?
But even when I DO decide on a sound, I then have to go through the usual suspects of bands and then put them through the “sell out” filter....
Terrible Sports Fahn
I’m not cut out to be a sports fan…I take things too personally and even worse, I take things too logically, particularly: talking shit about the other team.
I just don’t get the art of talking shit about other peoples teams. It doesn’t make much sense to me.
My team starts to lose, and then all of the sudden, the other team’s fans start saying how my team sucks,...
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Blackhawks have lost their last 9 games.
sodestabilized:
Gonna make that 10 tonight. Let’s go Rangers!!
DAMN STRAIGHT WE AR-…
*Blackhawks score 3 goals in 4 minutes*
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Episode 12… <3
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So apparently I can’t draw the same night I do my exercises…
…push ups and curls don’t exactly make for steady hands afterwards.
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My girl KATBOT made me a hashtag on Tumblr…
…yeeeeeeessssss, Dubzor is very slowly taking over teh intertubes!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!