Confessions of a Bad Speller

Mellissa: Coach, you want to sign the card for Brenden?

McGuirk: Ugh, fine. “Dear Brenden…” What do people write? “Get Well?”

Mellissa: Yeah, “get well soon,” “feel better,” you know…

McGuirk: Fine, “Dear Brenden, get well soon. Love…” Wait, I can’t put “love.” That’s weird. What should I write to replace it?

Mellissa: No, keep “love” it’s nice.

McGuirk: How about “loan?” “Loan, Coach McGuirk.”

Mellissa: That’s great…

McGuirk: Wait, I’m not done. “P.S.- I’m going to bartending school, so when you’re old enough buddy, come to my bar. Love,” …aw dammit.

Ask away my lovelies…

I keep trying to figure out my Halloween costume for this year, but every idea I come up with requires me to shave my beard…

So, I got all excited when my friend told me that the latest DLC for Mortal Kombat was Freddy Kruger as a playable character. Then I see this…

…and realize that they are using the 2010 movie as the basis.

So, the new page of AVERY LIBRARY is out…I finally have a full weekend at my disposal…I can’t really go anywhere because I have limited cash and my debit card is canceled…what shall I do with myself? Well, now that I have some time before the itch to start the new AL page starts, I’m going to be focusing doubley hard on trying to get the FanDub project I’m doing with my buddy finished. As it stands right now, I only have one more set of lines to record and then it’s all post production. Which, if I’m lucky, SHOULD go rather quickly. Once that is done, I’ll have no more distractions, and the last few pages (5 or so) of Chapter 1 of AL will go pretty smoothly. YAYS!! What about after Chapter 1 you ask? Well…the script for Chapter 2 is nowhere near finished so…who knows. Maybe some fanart? I dunno, hell…

Mandatory questions of: Did you contact your credit card,itunes, the people who made Mobsters and inform them?” You probably did already but just sayin. Good luck bro. Keep up updated!

Bank, iTunes, and PayPal have all been contacted.

My bank says they will not charge me these purchases and have even canceled my card number just to be on the safe side. Unfortunately this means I have to constantly run to the bank until I get my new card, but it is a small price to pay to ensure further erroneous charges.

I just sent an e-mail to iTunes, so no word back from them yet, but I’ll keep y’all posted.

Alright kiddies. Here’s the scoop…the asshole is somewhere in California, and may go by the name:

Thrsalwzsuicide

I want his head on a pike!!! If anyone knows how I can find this prick, shoot me a line. I will NOT let this stand!!!

Woke up this morning to find some asshole hacked my iTunes account and racked up $120 on sh*t for the Mobsters game app…

Dubzor is not pleased…

My first TMI TUESDAY!!! Ask away folks!

I don’t want to know what this “Cupcakes” thing is…do I?