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February 2012

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B-Dubbz Terror-Fest: Land of the Dead

This movie gets a lot of crap, and I’ve never heard any other criticism other than “the thing about the zombies being smart was stupid.”

While I agree that the concept introduced in DAY OF THE DEAD regarding the zombies beginning to learn was flat-out retarded, you shouldn’t judge an entire movie on this one concept. Quite frankly, I love this movie…and I’ll tell you why with three little words.

Practical

Special

Effects…

That’s right, the good old days where people actually did stuff for the gore and zombie makeup, as opposed to just doing shit in computers. And while there are some computerized effects (ie. priest zombie) the gore is nearly entirely practical special effects…and dammit if it isn’t done well.

It’s movies like these that remind you just how real things can look without the aid of computer graphics. And there’s a reason for that…because IT IS REAL!!! I know it’s expensive and a pain in the ass, but hey…what happened to taking pride in your movie making, Hollywood? Do you just not care anymore?

Aside from the effects, the characters are extremely likable, even if they are un-likable. Meaning, you actually don’t mind spending the entire movie with them. They have depth, they are interesting, they have clear motives other than ambiguous “I gotta survive” notions.

Then there’s the scathing social commentary…which seems all the more relevant today than it ever did when the movie was released. Call me a bleeding-heart liberal if you will (and for the record I’m actually more of a moderate) but something about rich folk living in a secluded tower while the rest of the people scavenge in shanty towns outside in the wastes really rings home with the current social climate. Sure, this is taken to the EXTREME…things aren’t quite that bad, but it’s certainly eerily similar.

The dialogue is also fairly impressive for a zombie flick, as in, it doesn’t make you want to shoot yourself and seems somewhat inspired in places.

Bottom line…if you ignore the shit about the zombie leader teaching the other zombies how to use guns and all that other nonsense, you’ve got a great time ahead of you. But…if you can’t…well, you might want to steer clear. Because the concept hasn’t gotten any more tolerable since DAY OF THE DEAD.

Jan 31, 2012
#Horror Movies #movies #Movie Reviews #Zombies #Land of the Dead

January 2012

45 posts

Jan 30, 201241 notes
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Jan 30, 20122 notes
#toys #transformers
“Whether rain, or sleet, or snow, or hail…fuck you asshole, here’s your mail.” —Bill Boyd, on the USPS
Jan 30, 20121 note
#USPS
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Jan 30, 2012
Jan 30, 201234 notes

pookie02 asked you:

Why aren’t you playing New Vegas so I have someone else to nerd about it with?

Jan 30, 20121 note
#Harvest Moon #Tale of Two Towns #Nori #answering questions with pictures #LA Noire #New Vegas

Eh, why not…

ASK ME A QUESTION AND I’LL RESPOND WITH A PICTURE!!

Jan 30, 2012
B-Dubbz Terror-Fest: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Everyone knows about this movie…or at the very least they should. It’s the very definition of cult classic right along side ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.

It’s one of those movies where you could tell that the people making it knew exactly what they had, and didn’t try to make it anything else than that. Just from the title you know it’s not going to be Shakespere…so just sit back, let your brain rot, and have some laughs.

On re-watching this movie however, you come across a realization…this movie was actually really well done for what it is.

The practical special effects, and even some of the digital effects, are extremely impressive for their time…and when you realize that the filmmakers did the effects themselves and that the entire budget was instead spent on advertising…well…that’s just amazing! But aside from the effects, the thing that pops out at me the most is the sound.

Now, normally I don’t pay attention to these little technical things, except when it’s particularly noticeable. Watching the DVD now, and realizing that the movie was made in 1988…I’m just astounded at how good the sound mixing is. The dialogue is as crisp as I’ve heard in a modern film…and for 30 years ago, that’s effing impressive as hell.

As for the script…well…what can I say? It’s Killer Klowns…it’s primarily a comedy. However, there are a few scenes where they do manage to pull of some downright creepy moments…and not just for those who are afraid of clowns.

Overall, this is a popcorn flick. Something to pop in for “bad movie night” with friends, or even if you want a few chuckles on your own. You can usually find it on DVD for $5 which is more than reasonable, or, if you have NETFLIX it’s now on the Instant Watch (as of this blog entry.)

A bit of an aside…according to the internet, the original filmmakers are geared up to make a 3D sequel for theaters sometime this year. I have mixed feelings on this…

On the one hand, I’m interested to see if the Choidos brothers still have the magic to make the sequel, and to see if they still do the practical special effects…although I doubt the studio will let them.

On the other hand…I’m really tired of sequels, prequels, and reboots. Why can’t people just leave well enough alone? It’s one of those “did we really need a sequel” instances…and the answer, is “no.”

Jan 30, 20121 note
#movies #Movie Reviews #Horror Movies #Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Jan 29, 2012
#comics #nerd rage #transformers #hasbrowned #toy collecting #toys #transformers: prime

Hasbro Cancelled the Prime First Edition Line…

I literally no longer have any reason to buy mass release figures anymore until the RID deluxes come out…

Jan 28, 2012
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Jan 26, 20122 notes
#GPOY #suits #goorin brothers

So, today I’m off to the New York Yacht Club to premier the documentary I’ve been working on for the past 2 years.

This is me right about now…

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Jan 25, 2012
Dear Local Toys R Us's,

All I want for my birthday this year is for you to actually stock the rest of the TRANSFORMERS: PRIME First Edition figures…namely Cliffjumper, the Entertainment Pack, Prime, and Bulkhead…I can deal without the Vehicon.

If that’s too much to ask…I’ll settle for Cliffjumper and Prime.

If that’s still too much…just Prime.

The mass market “Powersizers” figure is garbage…

Much Obliged,

-Dubzor

Jan 25, 20121 note
#transformers: prime #transformers #toys #toy collecting
27 Thyngs

So, I’m almost 27…five days away as I write this in fact…and I think it might be prudent to write up a list of goals and things to do for this year. I’m no spring chicken, in fact, on Sunday I officially have 3 years left to call myself “young” or even “young-ish.”

Ugh…where did my twenties go?

  1. Do a pull-up
  2. Actually go on a legit vacation somewhere
  3. Go the entire year without eating at McDonalds
  4. Bike around Misquamicut beach
  5. Learn how to make a Mohito
  6. Actually watch FIREFLY…
  7. Weed the front walkway
  8. Beat Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
  9. Play at least one game of FRAG
  10. Get more ROCK BAND DLC
  11. Be able to play ROCK BAND guitars on Expert
  12. Have breakfast at Kitchen Little
  13. See Eddie Money at the Wolf Den again
  14. Get rid of some of my clutter
  15. Day trip to Boston with Shannon and Tara
  16. Trip to Maine to see Shane, Stew, and the munchkins
  17. Beat Derrick at TIGER WOODS
  18. Actually go to a bar for drinks
  19. Finish reading my HP Lovecraft collection
  20. Donate Blood
  21. Volunteer somewhere
  22. Finish at least Chapter 1 of AVERY LIBRARY
  23. Start freelance work
  24. Beat SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2
  25. Cook more fish
  26. Drink a growler of BBC
  27. Watch NINJA ASSASSIN and return it to Derek
Jan 24, 2012
#lists of awesome #Birthday
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#dracula #random
how bout we all draw ourselves in what we're going to wear to sleep tonight

An “Alone in the Dark” tee I got for free at Gamestop, and pj bottoms…

itswalky:

itsmewallie:

rawvomit:

kreetchur:

charcoalmink:

fwips:

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 i of course am going to be sexy with a tanktop and striped boyshorts \o/

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the bags under my eyes are permanent

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sometimes the bra comes off in the middle of the night tho

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imma fattie

ALSO HEIDI NO WONDER YOU’RE COLD AT NIGHT YOU FGT

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oops i forgot to change out of the ones i slept in last night

oh well pls try again tomorrow

I MARRY IT

Jan 24, 2012203 notes
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