April 2012
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In my opinion FACT OR FAKED would be far more entertaining of they introduced a new “expert” to the cast. An expert in common sense.
Preferably a Boston Rob, who just spends the entire time point out how retarded everyone is for believing this shit…
Chi-Lin: Today I have a big foot video!
Boston Rob: That ain’t Bigfoot. It’s a frigging asshole in a monkey...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: Wes Craven's New Nightmare
This movie goes all the way back to “Freddy’s Revenge.” As the story goes, when the studio approached Wes for a sequel to the original Nightmare on Elm Street, he came back with a script that was damn near line for line what would become New Nightmare.
The studio freaked…naturally, and said it was far too “metacinema” for them and pretty much gave him the...
So today, my first excursion into the dating world in about two years ended less spectacularly than the Hindenburg…
…so now I’m spending my evening with Chinese food and Horror movies on the couch.
Can’t be positive, but I’m pretty sure what I’m doing now is far better than what I had in mind tonight.
Everyone’s favorite Horror movie, GO!!
(Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness don’t count, that’s too easy…plus they’re technically horror-comedies.)
Getting ready for Mom's wedding...gotta look my... →
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: Freddy's Dead: The Final...
This movie…oh my god this movie…seriously. Every moment in this film just reeks of a writer’s room over at New Line Cinema collectively groaning “Let’s get this over with.”
Oh, yeah…the tagline for this movie. Pretty damn cocky of them right?
Anyways, onto this abomination. Now, I say that, but at the same time I can really enjoy this movie at times. Of...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5:...
I really can’t tell you why I love this sequel so much. When you think about it, it’s a silly, predictable, by the numbers horror sequel thrust into theaters to make easy cash…and yet, it has such a near and dear place in my heart.
Thankfully Alice is much more tolerable in this film than in her debut. She’s no longer the mousey girl that we are told we are supposed to...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:...
From the get go you know you’re in trouble with this movie. Right off the bat it starts out off with a horrible 80’s pop ballad made specifically for this movie…you know the kind. The sultry female voice that somehow writes lyrics about her secret crush AND the movie’s psycho killer.
“I’m RUNNING FROM THIS NIGHTMAAAAARE!”
Ugh…kill me now.
The...
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Yeah...I'm layzee
What I SHOULD be doing today:
Mow Lawn
Take Out Recycling
Do dishes
Laundry
Give cats Frontline
What I will probably do today:
Do dishes
Take Out Recycling
What I will realistically do today:
Make cupcakes
Watch Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
Plan Halloween Costume
Never change out of Pajamas
Damn girl, if you weren’t a figment of my imagination I’d have your baby…what you laughing at?
“This is Joe!”
“Joe says the sun can give us all the energy we need without hurting the Earth!”
“Joe doesn’t know much about science…”
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3:...
Believe it or not, this was the first movie to get me into horror. Up until this point I was terrified of Horror movies, but then I forced myself to watch this when it was on TV…and from that point on I was hooked.
I have a very weird relationship with this movie. On the one hand, I love it to death for keeping the dark and nasty vibe of Freddy…but on the other, I really hate the...
WANT!!!! →
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Farewell old frend...
Today I broke my coffee pot…it feels like I’ve lost a dear, dear, friend. Please excuse me while I mourn.
Oh, and talk slowly to me today, I’ll likely be going without sufficient caffeine pumping through my veins.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
So, Red Letter Media came out with the new Half in the Bag episode including the review for the THREE STOOGES movie.
At the risk of being strangled by my friend, I was actually considering renting this movie when it came out on DVD…up until watching this review that is.
Allow me to explain, because as you all know, I am usually not at all a proponent of remakes, reboots, adaptations, or...
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Pockets of Genyus
I’ve been getting the itch to write lately, and like every other creative project I attempt lately I’m stopped by this horrid mental block.
So, instead I look back at some of my failed projects and half written story fragments…and feel even worse.
I’ve actually written some pretty solid stuff, and have no idea where these pockets of genius come from. What’s worse,...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2:...
A lot of people don’t like this one…probably because it’s confusing as f*ck.
Is it Freddy? Is the kid possessed by Freddy? Does he just use the glove or does he actually turn into Freddy? Why doesn’t Freddy do the whole dream thing anymore? What’s the deal with the blades coming out of his fingers? Is that the Pretender’s Mom? Am I the only person who...
I’m down to the second to last hole on my belt.
Instead of being totally stoked that I’m still losing weight, I’m actually really pissed.
I just bought the damn thing…and I don’t know if you guys have gone shopping lately but belts be expensive y’all.
Well, guess there’s no reason not to break into that pint of Ben and Jerry’s tonight.
Om nom...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: A Nightmare on Elm Street...
God I love this movie…it quite literally is one of my favorite movie of all time, topped out only by few others.
So many things about this movie work for so many different reasons aside from the whole “dreamscape” thing. Visuals are stylistic, subtle when need be, and to this day scary as hell.
The scene where Tina is dragged across the ceiling still gives me chills to this...
Hopelessly awkward and socially inept…yep, that’s me.
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Carton: I'm feeling good, I'm wearing my Rangers helmet and I'm killing it!
Boomer: Have you read our Twitter?
Carton: No, I try not to during the show.
Boomer: Don't...
Carton: Why? Are they killing me?
Boomer: Just don't ...don't read it
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pookie02 replied to your post: D’Oh
Oh yeah, the movie was excellent
Agreed, especially considering all it had going against it.
pookie02 replied to your post: D’Oh
I totally called Springfield being in Oregon; mainly because of the one where Homer joined the Navy and they showed the Springfield harbor coming out of Oregon. Also, I haven’t watched an episode in years, doesn’t make the good seasons suddenly bad.
Never said it did. What I mean is that the representative portion of the show as a whole, aka the majority...
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D'Oh
So, apparently Matt Greoning announced the location of “Springfield” in the Simpsons. The way he tells it, he knew the whole time and was holding out to “not spoil it for fans.”
I find it hard to believe that he said this with a straight face. This is yet another publicity stunt by the series in a desperate attempt to stay socially relevant.
There have been so many...
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Blah Blah Blah
There’s been a lack of posts for a while, and with good reason. This week has been tiring as hell. I even skipped my exercises tonight…I KNOW!
Work has just been killer, and I’ve been exhausting myself with my own insanity, doing my best to try and keep myself from completely loosing my cool.
I really don’t care to go into it. Maybe later, because it really is quite...
Wow, the new Tumblr mobile app is bitching!! Super fast, notification screen, slick presentation…well played
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I’m officially addicted to SHARK TANK, which is odd because I hate reality TV…but really, when you think about it, it’s more of a game show than a reality show.
For those unaware, the premise is people come up and pitch their business or idea to a panel of wealthy investors.
Why is this great? Because most of the people that come in are complete idiots, pitching some absolutely...
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Soled Out
Tonight was the Mystic Premier for the documentary we’ve been working on at work for the past two years.
The screening was sold out…standing room only.
I can’t tell you how great that makes me feel. My heart was in my throat as a crowd of people were lined up out the door, looking at the seating chart, and not knowing how exactly to tell them that we had no more seats.
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I’m only 15 minutes into it…but I’m pretty sure if someone were to break into my home and shoot me in the head…riding in the back of an ambulance, clinging to life, would be a better way to spend the the next hour or so than finishing this drivel.
Damn you Dreamworks and your half-assed attempts at films.
…but, at the same time. I’d rather you half-ass a few...
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It had to be dun...
This year you are all invited to an Easter Egg Hunt…in my pants.
LOLZROFLCOPTRZ
I seem to be in the middle of another extended period of artist’s block…
…this is really fucking pissing me off
