May 2012
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Dear Money Fairees
I don’t ask for much, I really don’t. I can’t really complain about what I have. I have a roof over my head, food in my stomach, and a respectable collection of hats.
All I ask, is that you give me just enough money to have a shopping spree at this store.
Pleasethankskbai!
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Board
This morning and early afternoon was spent doing some much needed yard work…what I got for my efforts were a blister on my right thumb, a crushed left pointer finger, sunburn on my face (despite having put lotion on TWICE), and almost passing out from heat stroke on the kitchen floor legit.
With it clear that I wasn’t going to be going back out to do more, I showered and sent out a...
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“At first we thought it was a new species of Dolphin…but then we realized...”
– The “Mermaids” Guy, future internet meme
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ATTENTION TUMBLR!!
Are you guys watching ANIMAL PLANET right now? Because you fucking should be!!
I seriously can’t stop laughing…it’s getting to the point where I can’t even hear the program anymore over my own hysterity.
Some special called “MERMAIDS: THE BODY FOUND.” I am not even kidding. It’s a modern day encarnation of one of those FOX specials they used to do in...
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Not a good sygn...
My Mac does not at all sound like it’s having a good time…all I’m doing is running Photoshop and Illustrator while listening to music on YouTube, something I’ve done a million times…but today…she’s definately not happy.
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Need to start making some serious decisions about this whole art thing…I can’t possibly justify spending the money to...
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Memorial Day Wiikend Slacker List
-Beat Proving Grounds in WIND WAKER
-Watch GODZILLA VS GIGAN
-Continue work on D&D game
-Make own BBQ sauce
Memorial Day Weekend Chore Lyst
-Mow Lawn
-Check Trimmer Spark Plug
-Weed Front Walk
-Weed and fix driveway planter
-Prep Side-yard garden
-Plant Potatoes and Garlic
-Take VHS tapes/books to Good Will
Gumball: So, what do you want to do today?
Penny: Today is the funeral...
Gumball: Funeral??!
Penny: Yes, for my pet "Cuddles?"
Gumball: Oh thank god, I thought it was a REAL funeral.
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Now, I can’t be sure…I’ve never been dead before…but I’m going out on a limb here and saying that, sitting and waiting for warm beer to chill in the fridge is worse than the fiery pits of Hell itself.
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B-Dubbz Revues: Speed Racer
This movie suffers from what I like to call “The Michael Bay Fake-Out.” This technique was most notably used, thus coining the term, in the latest TRANSFORMERS abortion.
I remember it vividly…my friend and I sitting in the theater reluctantly, 3D glasses on…and the movie opens on war over Cybertron. The next ten minutes, we are on the edge of our seats, as we are...
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Because it came in the male...
In a fit of insanity I put SPEED RACER on my Netflix que way back when I first got the service, and has since been buried under mountains of new releases and TV shows.
Well, finally…I’m caught up with all new releases, and any television shows I’m interested in are either on Netflix or I’m already caught up on. So now I’m in the dregs of my Netflix que…the...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: The People Under the Stairs
As much as I love Wes Craven for giving us NOES and SCREAM, the rest of his filmography can be said to be spotty at best, pretty damn bad at worst.
Take a look sometime, many movies you won’t recognize, and try and watch some of them and you’ll be stunned that he became as successful as he did.
SHOCKER was forgettable, the SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW was boring as hell, and THE LAST...
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Community Finally
All I can say is, THANK GOD…the tail end of the season…was no es bueno for me. I dunno, it just didn’t really do it for me at all. I think the main reason being that I’ve come to hate Chang with such a bloody passion he ruins the rest of the show for me.
Why was his story arc so terrible this season? They made it clear in season 1 and 2 they could do GOOD story arcs with...
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I was more surprised when the sun rose this morning than I was at the season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER…
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Wedding was a huge success! Pictures to come soon.
Oh, and for my Best Man gift I got SH Monsterarts Mechagodzilla II…words cannot express the level of awesome that is.
I go play Best Man at Mom’s wedding tomorrow, don’t expect any posts for a while. Why? Well, the restaurant where we’re having the reception…both times I’ve eaten there I’ve gotten food poisoning.
I plan on getting steak or lobster for the occasion…
Please STEAK LOFT, don’t ruin my love of steak or lobster with memories of horrid bowel pain. All I...
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How I assume DC spent this weekend...
DC Executive 1: Well fuck...we should probably stop dragging our feet on JUSTICE LEAGUE huh?
DC Executive 2: Uh sir...with all due respect, we have nothing prepped for this.
DC Executive 1: How so?
DC Executive 2: The Superman reboot won't be out until next year, Green Lantern was a horrendous failure, the Wonder Woman movie was scrapped ages ago, and the general public has no clue who the hell Martian Manhunter is.
DC Executive 1: What about Batman?
DC Executive 2: Uh...Nolan is almost certainly going to kill him off in the new movie...besides, the realism of his character doesn't really fit the JL universe.
DC Executive 1: ...shit. How the hell did we drop that ball so badly on this?
DC Executive 2: Because we just licensed out our products to the highest bidder and had no creative input whatsoever. Also Jonah Hex...
DC Executive 1: DAMN YOU STAN LEE!!!
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Blagh...
So, apparently I’ve been really stressed out lately. So much so that it’s been effecting me physically…
My breathing has been all fucked up. I’ve been light headed…with a headache thrown in here or there for good measure.
Which is weird because I remember being way more stressed… consciously at least. Maybe this whole thing is subconscious, which totally...
So I think I’ve been suffering from anxiety the past few days…makes sense when I think about it. And since I can’t do a vacation right now, I’m self medicating with a pint and BURN NOTICE…feel better already
I just spent way too much time starting work on my own cookbook for single people…like 4 hours O.o
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Mamma Meya
Yet another triumph is within my reach. What is it this time? Well, let’s just say that if I all goes as planned, I will be the unquestioned master of homemade pizza.
Sure, that may be a little pig-headed to assume, but come on…I made NYC Style pizza the other night. Like, legit floppy foldable crust in the privacy of my own home. That’s the dream isn’t it? A NYC Pizza...
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Sh*t I did on my long wiikend
This week I took a few days off of work, giving myself a much needed long weekend. Work has been…interesting to say the least as of late, and I really did need a break. But, I also had a lot of work to do around the house and this would give me the chance to do it…and boy did I get shit done.
I’m actually quite proud of myself. In a short amount of time I managed to do a decent...
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B-Dubbz Terror Fest: Freddy vs Jason
Ok, I know it’s WAY out of alphabetical order. However, I really consider this a NOES sequel more than a stand-alone film, or even a F13 sequel at that so…here I go.
I have a real love-hate relationship with this movie. The best way to fully flesh this out is bullet points I think.
Pros
-It’s Freddy verses f*cking Jason!! The horror movie we never knew we wanted until the end...
