This morning and early afternoon was spent doing some much needed yard work…what I got for my efforts were a blister on my right thumb, a crushed left pointer finger, sunburn on my face (despite having put lotion on TWICE), and almost passing out from heat stroke on the kitchen floor legit. With it clear that I wasn’t going to be going back out to do more, I showered and sent out a...
At first we thought it was a new species of Dolphin…but then we realized...– The “Mermaids” Guy, future internet meme
Are you guys watching ANIMAL PLANET right now? Because you fucking should be!! I seriously can’t stop laughing…it’s getting to the point where I can’t even hear the program anymore over my own hysterity. Some special called “MERMAIDS: THE BODY FOUND.” I am not even kidding. It’s a modern day encarnation of one of those FOX specials they used to do in...
Not a good sygn...
My Mac does not at all sound like it’s having a good time…all I’m doing is running Photoshop and Illustrator while listening to music on YouTube, something I’ve done a million times…but today…she’s definately not happy. :( Need to start making some serious decisions about this whole art thing…I can’t possibly justify spending the money to...
Memorial Day Wiikend Slacker List
-Beat Proving Grounds in WIND WAKER -Watch GODZILLA VS GIGAN -Continue work on D&D game -Make own BBQ sauce
Memorial Day Weekend Chore Lyst
-Mow Lawn -Check Trimmer Spark Plug -Weed Front Walk -Weed and fix driveway planter -Prep Side-yard garden -Plant Potatoes and Garlic -Take VHS tapes/books to Good Will
Gumball: So, what do you want to do today?
Penny: Today is the funeral...
Penny: Yes, for my pet "Cuddles?"
Gumball: Oh thank god, I thought it was a REAL funeral.
Now, I can’t be sure…I’ve never been dead before…but I’m going out on a limb here and saying that, sitting and waiting for warm beer to chill in the fridge is worse than the fiery pits of Hell itself.
B-Dubbz Revues: Speed Racer
This movie suffers from what I like to call “The Michael Bay Fake-Out.” This technique was most notably used, thus coining the term, in the latest TRANSFORMERS abortion. I remember it vividly…my friend and I sitting in the theater reluctantly, 3D glasses on…and the movie opens on war over Cybertron. The next ten minutes, we are on the edge of our seats, as we are...
Because it came in the male...
In a fit of insanity I put SPEED RACER on my Netflix que way back when I first got the service, and has since been buried under mountains of new releases and TV shows. Well, finally…I’m caught up with all new releases, and any television shows I’m interested in are either on Netflix or I’m already caught up on. So now I’m in the dregs of my Netflix que…the...
B-Dubbz Terror Fest: The People Under the Stairs
As much as I love Wes Craven for giving us NOES and SCREAM, the rest of his filmography can be said to be spotty at best, pretty damn bad at worst. Take a look sometime, many movies you won’t recognize, and try and watch some of them and you’ll be stunned that he became as successful as he did. SHOCKER was forgettable, the SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW was boring as hell, and THE LAST...
All I can say is, THANK GOD…the tail end of the season…was no es bueno for me. I dunno, it just didn’t really do it for me at all. I think the main reason being that I’ve come to hate Chang with such a bloody passion he ruins the rest of the show for me. Why was his story arc so terrible this season? They made it clear in season 1 and 2 they could do GOOD story arcs with...
I was more surprised when the sun rose this morning than I was at the season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER…