1 note August 1, 2012 It came to my attention recently that psychics are the licenced contractors of the paranormal world... Homeowner:Thanks for coming, we just have no idea what's going on.Psychic:Oh yeah...you got a real bad infestation here.Homeowner:Really? But you haven't even taken a look around yet?Psychic:Well, when you're in the business as long as I have been you get a sense for these things. I need do need to take some photos though.Homeowner:Why?Psychic:These guys can't be seen by the naked eye but often times they show up on camera.Homeowner:What? How does that work, that makes no sense?Psychic:It's all very technical, you wouldn't understand even if I told you. *Holds up a picture with the thumb on the lens* Oh yeah, just what I thought. You have a demon here, and a high level one at that.Homeowner:What?? Oh no, we need to move!!Psychic:Well you could but that's only a temporary fix, it'll just follow you and you're gonna have to end up calling me again. It's a "pay me now, or pay me later" kind of situation unfortunately.Homeowner:Ok fine, just fix it now!Psychic:Well, that's not really my area. But I got a guy I can bring in on this. He's a good guy and will do you right.Homeowner:Ok whatever, fine. When can he do it?Psychic:Depends, he needs to make sure he has all his gear...he's got a few other jobs he needs to finish first...and he's also got to take time to pray and get all his God juices flowing. I'll pencil you in sometime next month, but I'm not making any promises...but I will need a deposit up front Filed under ghosts psychics
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