Just finished the new entry…

Slendy isn’t nearly as imposing as he used to be. To put it into nerd-terms; he used to be like NEMESIS from Resident Evil 3. No matter what you do, no matter where you go, no matter who you have with you, he…will…FIND YOU and you…will…PISS YOURSELF!

Now he’s more like a ZUBAT…he hangs around the same areas all the time, shows up the minute you turn a corner, and is more of a annoyance than anything else…goddamn his “Confuse Ray!”

Seriously. Remember when he showed up at people’s houses and shit? Now he just hangs around the woods. Why the f*ck would you keep going there if you know that’s where Slenderman is? That’s like me kicking in the door and forcing my way into Jimmy Fallon’s apartment. I’m voluntarily, and against all logic, barging into the home territory of my vile, evil, nemesis.

Also, I’m pretty sure at this point I would have done one of two things. Bought a one-way ticket to “Anywhere the f*ck but there,” or decided that I was fighting a malevolent force I had no hope to compete against and made-out with a Sig Saur.