Posts tagged Harvest Moon

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Why aren’t you playing New Vegas so I have someone else to nerd about it with?

I was reading up on Tale of Two towns because the Salad festival is coming and I have jack shit to offer…and I stumbled onto the dating and married section…because I don’t want to screw things up with my candidate.

Apparently, once you start getting serious with someone, all the other bachelors/bachelorettes start getting JEALOUS! They collect points just like they collect friendship points and if they collect enough, they stop talking to you.

Hilarious!!

I can’t wait to strut around town showing off Reina on my arm. “Awww yeah, you see this? You could have had ALL of this!! I’m off the market now bitches!”

I wish my real cats were as helpful as my cats in HARVEST MOON…

…instead of bringing in the chickens from the rain, they’re quite content with turning my carpet into a Jackson Pollak painting of cat-hair two days after I vacuum.

Got asked to go for a walk with Reina for the first time. Unfortunately I blew it by picking the wrong locations somehow…

I figured we’d go to the mountains because she’s there all the time looking for specimens and junk right? But for some reason we went to some temple or something and she was so bored out of her mind she left.

Moral of the story…I’m about as successful in dating in video games as I am in the real world.

…oh well. Summer just started, I need to focus on my cooking festival recipes anyways. I’m on my own now that the tutorials are over.

I know I have been posting a lot of HARVEST MOON stuff lately…

…well tough tomahawks (yeah, I know that’s not a real saying but I’m trying it out for size, it’s gonna be a thing!) cause I got jack else to post about.

My life has gotten pleasantly boring as of late and I’m enjoying it as best I can without being bored. Sure, I feel guilty for spending hours on end laying on the couch playing a video game about being a productive member of society instead of actually being one myself, but hell, I’m 26, single, and live by myself. If that’s how I want to spend my time off, who’s to nag me about it? No one that’s who!!

Even Transformer collecting has taken a bit of Hiatus. Sure, that’s because the DOTM toys are just as awful as the movie, but still KRE-O has been released and I’ve still to seriously consider purchasing them. Of course, when the PRIME toys come out, all bets are off…

Also, some of my sloth can be blamed on Netflix…or Qwikster…or Boneyouintheassbecausewehavenoideahowtorunasuccessfulcompany-ster…or whatever the hell they want to call themselves. DVD cue has been full up on BURN NOTICE, and BREAKING BAD was just added to the Instant Watch along with a ton of MST3K Gamera movies…sure they’re *shudders* Joel episodes. But for Gamera, I’ll take the not-at-all-as-funny-as-Mike Bullet.

Apparently they put lesbians in ADVENTURE TIME and both sides are freaking out. One side because “OMG I love LESBOS!!” the other side because “OMG I hate LESBOS!!” Frankly, I think both sides are missing the big picture; the princess is made of bubblegum. It’s not going to work out between them…she has no blood for the vampire chick to drink. It’s common sense people…come on.

Lastly, I finally have a decent collection of liquor to constitute the phrase “Liquor Cabinet.” At the moment it contains a full 750ml minus one shot of Sailor Jerry Rum, an unopened 750ml of Woodford Reserve bourbon, and 3/4 of a Flask of Jim Beam Black bourbon…ok, so maybe “Bourbon Cabinet” is more accurate, but you get the picture.

…bourbon is delicious.

Apparently people are mad crazy about getting into the HARVEST MOON character’s pants…

A brief tracking on Tumblr for Tale of Two Towns, and everybody’s already been on dates and got purple flowers and the like…AT THE END OF THE FIRST SPRING!!

Seriously…take it easy.

Eh…I’m just busting on you, really it doesn’t matter to me how people play their games. But me, I got some bank to make. Y’all can go breed all you want, meanwhile I’ve got some turnips to harvest and requests to fill. Reina will be there when I’m ready to take a wife…she’s got her own thing going on anyways.

So far, my favorite character in the game…100% serious

I’ve been playing HARVEST MOON: FOMT lately and at one point I was at odds at which wench I should start throwing woo to.

Instinctively I went for Mary because for some reason I dig the whole “shy girl” thing. Go figure…

But then I met Elli and thought, a nurse would be useful. Heal me after a accidently axe off my toe, be able to take care of the kid when he’s sick, free meds, etc.

For a moment, I was torn.

Then the answer suddenly became very simple…Mary likes chocolates, about 10g a piece. Elli likes flowers, about 0g a piece.

…of course, now the Doctor is trying to Doc-block me…dude, not cool.